Will Ferrell speaks at Harvard
Take a look at this speech given by Will Farrell (Real Player, skip to 1:30:00 into the video to get past all the boring commencement stuff) at Harvard Class Day 2003, or just read the transcript. Truly hilarious. Also very funny was Conan O'brien's speech from 2000.
oh now i know why i didn't watch this video before. because i can't open it. :(