Ooh, another royal wedding!
Grab your tulle (if you know what I mean)! Prince Charles and Camilla are getting married in April. Says Charles, "Mrs. Parker Bowles and I are absolutely delighted. It will be a very special day for us and our families." Oh, stop gushing, you hopeless romantic. ("Do you, Charles, take Mrs. Parker Bowles to be your lawfully wedded wife? And do you, Mrs. Parker Bowles, take...")